NYC puts up fence to keep morons from diving into shallow water. Two morons climb over fence and dive in anyway, become paralyzed, sue city, win $25 million in free taxpayer money
Xavier: "The key fault of the city, the court ruled, was not posting "no diving" signs. That warning is now stenciled every few feet along the fence. / "If there had been a sign telling me not to dive, I wouldn't have done it," Virgil Brown said."
Xavier: Hypothetical: "It was the city's fault. Those outlets were on public ground. If there were a sign up saying 'don't insert screwdrivers' I wouldn't have done it. How was I supposed to know that they were live?"
11:49 * socket7 notes that in every outer limits or twilight zone with a robot girl they always treat it badly, and it always kills people
Xavier: 11:50 < socket7> Knowing this, I will never treat a robot girl badly.
Xavier: or Troodonbot.. whatever
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dyfrgi: A normal geek.