happy birthday to me.
White Trash Etiquette contains everything you need to know to live like decent trash, including the proper way to fake a back injury, how to improve your drunk-driving skills and making your next convenience-store robbery fun for the whole family. There's also troubleshooting: "How do I pick a good bail bondsman?" "How can I get my 14-year-old cousin un-pregnan
Questions of win: "Is it normal to get an erection for no reason at all?" "I'm unclear about my sexual orientation ... what do I do?" "How often do people have sex?" "How long does sex usually last?" and the ultimate winner: "How do I tell my mom I'm ready to have sex?"
Ifill: Palin "blew me off" during the debate
Socket7: did you catch herpies?
